I have a confession to make. I don't like Lipton Onion Soup Mix (LOSM) I'm actually afraid of it. I had that stuff cooked into almost every ground beef dish my Mom or Step-Dad made, and I couldn't stand it. To make matters worse, my Step-Dad LOVED onions. And he loved undercooked onions, and he loved piles and piles of onions where maybe half an onion would have worked perfectly. I'm sure once my folks read this I'll be removed from the will. I'll probably even be accused of being dramatic, but I can take it. I can take it. Bring it on, you onion pushers- bring it on.